Big Iron: Console vs PC

You smell that? I love the smell of Napalm in the morning. It smells like.... victory.- Lieutenant Colonel Willard, Apocalypse Now
This is sure to be the first of an ongoing series of incendiary grenades on the subject, stoked, in this case, by some remarks made on the EA Sports forums regarding FIFA 09.
On the one hand, we have folks complaining about two different versions of the game being delivered -- one for the PC, and one for the console market. When, at first blush, BI was made aware of the impending brouhaha, the gloves came off, the eyes turned red, and a whole lot of words that won't be appearing in this space for fear of earning an M rating came pouring in a napalm-flavored from torrent our keyboard.
The sanitized version goes something like this....


