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Get down and dirty with Privates

There's no way to get around it: Privates is a game about genitalia. While most other games involving the naughty bits of people tend to be of the blatantly pornographic kind, Privates decides to take a different tack and approach the problem of supper happy sexy fun times with a little more humor. Granted, we aren't too surprised, since the game is made by the astoundingly funny, slightly risque, and extremely British Zombie Cow Studios.

Privates follows a squad of troopers as they fight their way through the nether bits of a particularly infected young lady. It's rude and crass and completely biologically inaccurate, but overall it's a load of fun. And dead virus critters, but nobody really likes a load of them. It was made on commission for BBC's Channel 4, which hosts some of Britain's funniest comedies (Mighty Boosh, IT Crowd), so it's no wonder Privates is a delightfully humorous take on sexual hygiene.

The game will run on most current systems, generally any computer on par or better than an Xbox 360, but the video card must support Shader 3.0.

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Mac Monday: Osmos/Guns of Icarus


Welcome back to Mac Monday, where we take a look at interesting titles available for the Macintosh platform. We took a month off to have a look at the state of the industry as it relates to Apple, and it must be said that things are as they've always been -- popular PC games arrive late, if at all, and Apple itself seems to just want to focus on the iPhone.

However, the indie games sector remains healthier than ever, and it's with pleasure that we use Mac Mondays to focus on games that might otherwise slip mainstream notice. Read on for the latest picks!

Mac Monday: Drawn/New Star Soccer


Welcome to Mac Monday, where we highlight some games for your Macintosh that you might want to try ... or try to avoid. This time around, we're looking at Big Fish Games' Drawn: The Painted Tower, and New Star Games' New Star Soccer 2010. Two completely different games, and both intriguing for different reasons. Find out more after the jump!

Mac Monday: Spooky Runes/Boonka


It's time once again for Mac Monday, where we take a look at a couple of games new out for the Mac (and sometimes the PC too). This time around we're checking out Anawiki Games's Spooky Runes, and Sandlot Games's Boonka. One of these games has an atmospheric vibe, and the other is vibrant and goofy. Guess which one and find out after the jump!

Mac Monday: Trapped/Harvest


Welcome once again to Mac Monday, where we preview the latest Mac game releases. This time around, we look at Trapped: The Abduction by Gogii Games, and Harvest: Massive Encounter by Oxeye Game Studio. And once again we find ourselves in a situation where one of these games isn't so great and the other is surprisingly compelling. Find out which after the jump!

Mac Monday: Grappling Hook/The Three Musketeers


Welcome to another edition of Mac Monday, where we shine a light on Mac games that might otherwise not get the notice they may deserve. This time around we're looking at Christian Teister's Grappling Hook and Dingo Games' The Three Musketeers. Read about 'em after the jump!

Mac Monday: Bullet Candy Perfect/Avenue Flo


Welcome back, my friends, to the show that never ends. This time around we're looking at Bullet Candy Perfect by Charlie's Games, and PlayFirst's Avenue Flo. Both of these games are entertaining in their own ways, and one of them even has its own song! Who, what, where, when, why? Find out after the jump!

Mac Monday: BOH/Cuba Letra


Welcome to another thrilling installment of Mac Monday, the soup that eats like a meal. This time around we're looking at Simone Bevilacqua's BOH and Charlie Dog Games's Cuba Letra. And although we love all our babies equally, one of these two games provided me surprisingly more entertainment than the other. Which one? Read on to find out!

Mac Monday: Crystal Cave Classic/Romance of Rome


Check it out, Monday has arrived once again, and with it, another two-fer for you Mac gamers out there. This time around, we're looking at Crystal Cave Classic by Rake In Grass, and Awem Studio's Romance of Rome. Hop in, the water's fine!

Mac Monday: Heileen/Burgertime Deluxe


Hear ye, hear ye, it be time for this week's Mac Monday. Again, there's two delectable tidbits for your jaded palate. Or, rather, something delectable for everyone, and something that will only be to certain people's taste. I'm talking about Tycoon Games's Heileen, and Namco's Burgertime Deluxe. And I don't mean respectively, either. Check 'em out after the jump!
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