
Ardent fans of this column will doubtless have noticed that
BI has been a little, shall we say,
thin on the ground of late. There are two main reasons for this -- one,
BI's biennial sojourn to the other side of the country for a week of testosterone poisoning, and, two, a multi-week stint with a rather
demanding guest around the house.
The guest in question, however, wasn't an unemployed former college buddy, a surprise visit from the in-laws, or a couch-surfing second cousin. It was, rather, a sixty pound, gloss-black obelisk -- Alienware's top-of-the-line gaming system, the
Area-51 X58, tricked out by them with damn near every bell, whistle, and go-fast toy in their arsenal. And
BI had their blessing to, and we quote this with great relish, "Send it back as a smoking pile of slag. But, seriously, watch Iron Man on the Blu-Ray drive first."
We were skeptical.
Surely, entrusting someone of
BI's questionable restraint with a valuable piece of equipment would carry more stringent usage guidelines than, "Give it back when we ask for it." They were adamant -- this was the third such system released to the wild, and they wanted it to be abused.
Fortunately, the conference call ended before our mad laughter began.
