Privates posts

The indie game developers at Zombie Cow are responsible for some impressive PC game releases such as Time Gentlemen Please and more recently the free (and somewhat risque) game Privates. However way back in September 2009 the team announced plans for its follow up to Time Gentlemen Please, Revenge of the Balloon-Headed Mexican.

Unfortunately it looks like the continuing adventues of Dan and Ben will have to wait. This week Zombie Cow announced that Revenge of the Balloon-Headed Mexican has been put on the shelf. While there were several reasons for the decision the main one seems to be that the team felt that they had made the game before with Time Gentlemen Please, saying " ... it felt like we were going over old, worn ground. Again and again." At the moment even Zombie Cow has no idea what its next game will be like. Rock Paper Shogun has some more info on what Revenge of the Balloon-Headed Mexican would have been like.

One of the more unusual settings for a game can be found in Zombie Cow Studios' recent and totally free game Privates. The side-scrolling action game takes place, well, around the naughty bits. Now comes word that Privates is getting a free DLC mini-expansion pack.

This DLC sounds like it will be pretty extensive with Zombie Cow's Dan Marshall saying, "We've decided to go all-out and make a whole new adventure, this time set inside a gentleman's bits." Look for new enemies, a new player character, new gameplay modes and more. You can expect to be shooting around more naughty bits when the Privates DLC is released around Easter 2011.

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There's no way to get around it: Privates is a game about genitalia. While most other games involving the naughty bits of people tend to be of the blatantly pornographic kind, Privates decides to take a different tack and approach the problem of supper happy sexy fun times with a little more humor. Granted, we aren't too surprised, since the game is made by the astoundingly funny, slightly risque, and extremely British Zombie Cow Studios.

Privates follows a squad of troopers as they fight their way through the nether bits of a particularly infected young lady. It's rude and crass and completely biologically inaccurate, but overall it's a load of fun. And dead virus critters, but nobody really likes a load of them. It was made on commission for BBC's Channel 4, which hosts some of Britain's funniest comedies (Mighty Boosh, IT Crowd), so it's no wonder Privates is a delightfully humorous take on sexual hygiene.

The game will run on most current systems, generally any computer on par or better than an Xbox 360, but the video card must support Shader 3.0.

Download the full game Privates right here on Big Download!

Now this is a rather interesting development. Developer Zombie Cow (the studio behind the stellar indie adventure games starring Ben and Dan) have been commissioned by Channel 4 to create a game about your privates. Specifically, the game seems to be about the danger of unprotected sex and the diseases that can be caught through it. Naturally, Zombie Cow has twisted this into a hilarious satirical perversion called (appropriately) Privates, and that's a good thing.

Playing as a group of condom-hat marines, you must delve into the privates and bottoms of people and blast away at all of the germs and viruses inhabiting them. The game is boasted to be technically accurate, as long as you don't count the marines or germs have teeth, which means that it will be roughly anatomically correct to someone's body. We're sure the game will be educational for those that don't know much about the human anatomy, and hilarious for all players. Release date is currently unannounced, although it is planned for sometime this summer.