The turkey has been eaten, the table has been cleared, and your fat, disgusting relatives have fallen asleep on the couch, their snores ripping through your own attempts at slumber like a chainsaw through the leathery hide of an Imp. Rest while you can. Tomorrow is Black Friday, a capitalistic mosh pit of clogged highways, elbow-to-elbow checkout lines, screaming consumers who will throw your grandmother in front of a bus for the chance to get a television for less than 100 bucks -- and all this before 7:00 A.M.

Don't be a sucker. Shop in the comfort of your own home with the help of Big Download's 2008 Black Friday Virtual Bargain Bin. Gathered here are some of the best bargains that we've featured since Virtual Bargain Bin's inception, as well as a few new delectable hits guaranteed to delight come Christmas morning.