Phallic Spore creature de-inspires faith in humanity

Posted Jun 19th 2008 1:00PM by Samuel Axon
Filed under: Culture, Spore

The website belonging to the magazine Computer and Video Games is hosting a handful of videos of exceptional creatures created in the Spore Creature Creator. There are some great ones -- a spot-on Pikachu, for example. But if Pokémon isn't sophomoric enough for you, we'll warn you that there are seedier alternatives. Like, say ... huge walking male genitalia. Hey, we warned you, okay? The disturbing part is that YouTube is now filled with videos of Spore penises. Oy.

Some are completely innocuous, though, like a carefully created dragon (also from Pokémon, apparently). If you've made an awesome Spore creature, we suggest you show it to us, not just YouTube. That way, you get cool prizes. Just a thought. But please try to keep your head out of the gutter!

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Tags: computer-and-video-games, contest, creature, creature-creator, penis, phallic, pikachu, pokemon, spore, spore-creature-creator

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

I'm really having a lot of fun with the creature creator and the sheer amount of stuff you can do has really renewed my faith in the game.Posted at 2:48PM on Jun 19th 2008 by Hashbrown Hunter

executive 1: so we have this game Spore where players will be able to give life to a creature of their own design. imagine the possibilities!!!!

executive 2: you don't think it'll get DIRTY do you?

executive 1: oh come on, who'd be that immature? what, you think they're going to create giant walking penises or something?

*executive 2 rolls eyes*Posted at 9:40PM on Jun 19th 2008 by mayorjimmy