Trauma Queen

Deploy three Übercharges in less than five minutes and assist in five kills during that time

This achievement is a lot easier than it looks. First of all, in normal combat, if you refrain from dying, you can build an übercharge to 100% in 30-45 seconds. Second, you only have to assist. The assists do not have to be while the recipient of your healing is übered. Keeping these two things in mind, it's very easy to do this achievement in normal play.

To farm this achievement, immediately get 5 kill assists. Then go and work to build your übercharge and deploy it three times in turn. You'll get it pretty fast, especially if you know how to build über at a fast rate.

Tip: You can die while doing this achievement! So don't be afraid to get down and dirty.

Medical Intervention

Save a falling teammate from dying on impact


This one can be pretty hard to do normally. Your best bet is to overheal a soldier and stay on him. As soldiers tend to get flung around a lot, you'll eventually get the achievement for saving him from falling damage. The same goes for attaching to a demoman. Just keep in mind that if they are hit by a critical, they will almost always instantly die.

To farm this achievement, get a soldier to rocket jump a bunch. Eventually, he'll reach a low enough health that he'll die on impact. Heal him as he falls, and he'll get the achievement. It's a fairly easy achievement to get if you know what to do. You can also do it with the demoman.

Tip: In order for it to count as saving him from death, he has to be at a low enough health at the apex of the jump to die by hitting the ground.

Triage

Deploy an Übercharge on a teammate less than a second before they are hit by a critical explosive

This one can be very easy to get, if you pay attention. Play 2Fort, and stay in the towers. Watch your sniper buddies. If you see a critical rocket heading their way (not an uncommon occurrence), wait until right before it hits and then activate an über. You should get the achievement. Another good time to do it as a teammate passes by a critical sticky. Finally, if you über someone in a cluster of soldiers and demos, chances are you will get the achievement.

To farm this achievement, find someone with the Kritzkrieg. Have them charge their über and then use it on a soldier. Have the soldier shoot a rocket at you and a teammate, and activate the über right before it hits. You should get the achievement right away.

Tip: Explosives are currently the soldier's rocket and the demoman's grenades and pipe bombs.

Group Health

Work with two other medics to deploy three simultaneous Übercharges

This one is rare to get without cooperating to farm. However, if you are attempting it during normal play, just attach to a heavy or soldier that already has a few medics on him. When you see an über get deployed on him deploy your own. Someone will probably see you, realize you are trying to get the achievement, and toss in the last über, giving you the achievement.

To farm this, makes a team consisting of 3 medics and a soldier. Have the soldier damage himself as you heal him to build über, and then when you all have it, deploy the übercharges. You should instantly get the achievement.

Tip: All of the übers must be on the same person

Play Doctor

In a team with no Medics, be first to switch to Medic after a teammate calls medic and heal 500 health

This one can be easy, but you have to be playing on a server with no medics on your team. When you hear a call for medic, instantly switch. Run up to the shouter and heal them, as they should need the heal and it will put you closer to Grand Rounds. Continue to be a good medic, and you should get the achievement without any issues whatsoever, and in no time at all. The key is to find a server with no medics.

To farm this, get a single heavy on your team, and nobody else. Have him call for medic, and switch to medic. Then heal him 500 points. You should get the achievement extremely easily, and will (of course) progress one more closer to Grand Rounds.

Tip: This doesn't count either the size of the team, or if there are medics on the other team. It only applies to your own team, regardless of size.

Does It Hurt When I Do This?

Kill fifty Scouts with your syringe gun


This one can be hard in regular play, just by virtue of taking a very long time. Whenever you see a scout, whip out your syringe gun and plaster him with needles. Eventually, you will have killed 50, and will have the achievement. Good places to catch scouts unaware are while they are capping control points or in a flag room.

To grind this, just have the opposing team play all scouts. Then mow them down continually with your syringe gun. It's very easy to farm with cooperation. Just keep in mind that it doesn't have to be all in a single life, so you can quit and come back to farm the rest of it later.

Tip: You can't use the Blütsauger. It has to be the original syringe gun.

Preventative Medicine

Block the enemy from capturing a control point with an übercharged teammate.

This one is sort of luck-based to acquire in normal play, considering the fickle nature of unlocking the achievement. Basically, an enemy must be capturing the point, and you must über a teammate who then runs onto the point while übered. You can't block the capture and then über. It won't count towards the achievement. As for where to do this, just play defense on any map that is divided into Attackers and Defenders (like granary) and you should be set up perfectly for this achievement.

To farm this achievement, have an enemy stand on a point you control after you have built up your übercharge. Deploy your über, then have your buddy run onto the point. Voila, instant achievement. Rather simple, really, and relatively painless. You may have to try a few times, however, as the achievement trigger is finicky.

Tip: The über must be from the medigun, not the kritzkrieg.