Welcome, Herr Doktor. No doubt you have at least sampled the waters of the new TF2 update, resplendent in it's new content. However, you are not concerned over the new Gold Rush map, or the new Payload gametype. No, you are most likely aiming to obtain your überweapons: the Blütsauger, Kritzkrieg, and Übersaw. Unfortunately, you have to complete the many new medic achievements, ranging from the incredibly hard to the very simple. Thankfully for you, Herr Doktor, we have compiled a guide to acquiring those achievements in the easiest way possible. We have already given you the first and second parts of our guide, so here is the third. Keep this in mind the next time we proclaim our love for you.

You'll Feel a Little Prick

Assist in killing three enemies with a single Übercharge on a Scout


This one can be easy or hard, depending on the size of the map. If it's a close quarters map, it should be fairly easy to accomplish. Build up your übercharge on a soldier, heavy, or other class before finding a scout to attach to. After you have your über, proceed to latch onto said scout and rush the enemy. Get as close to an enemy group before übering, and make sure that you keep the scout übered during his rampage. If the scout gets 3 kills, you've got it! If he doesn't, well, try again.

To farm this, get the enemy team to choose three scouts, and attach yourself to another scout. As soon as you have über, über him and get the kills. Achievement unlocked!

Tip: Like all the assist achievements, you have to be to one to get the points or it doesn't count

Blast Assist

Assist in exploding five enemies with a single Übercharge on a Soldier

This one is fairly easy, as long as you are on the offensive. As always, charge your über, although you can potentially do it on the soldier you will be working with. Once you have the über, get as close as possible to a group of enemies and let loose the mayhem. After the dust clears, you should hopefully have the achievement. If not, try again.

To farm this one, just charge an über, get 5 scouts from the enemy, and have the soldier unload his rockets at them. Easy as cake, and probably one of the easiest achievements to farm.

Tip: Two things to keep in mind. First of all, it has to be a gib kill from the rocket launcher. Second, you can't use the Kritzkrieg, as its über's don't count. It sucks, but that's the way it works.

Doctor Assisted Homicide

Assist in killing twenty nemeses


This one is incredibly hard to get, and will probably take the most time out of any achievements here. Basically, hope you get lucky in normal play with your healing, as there's no real way to tell who has what nemesis. Having your teammates call out when they have a nemesis might help it along faster.

For farming, get you and a ton of players on one team, and a heavy on the opposite team. Have the heavy slaughter each player until they have nemesis against him, and then heal each one in turn as they kill the heavy. You'll get it a lot faster (although still slowly compared to the other achievements on this list).

Tip: They must be the nemesis of the person you are healing not your nemesis. You don't have to share a nemesis either.

Peer Review

Kill fifty Medics with your bone saw


Middling difficulty to get. At the moment, as most players are medics, you can just grind it by playing the game like a deathmatch and bonesawing everyone in sight. However, when things begin to return to normal, it'll be difficult. The best way to work on this is to have another medic heal you while you go on your killing rampage, especially since he'll get further towards the Consultation achievement.

Farming this involves getting a whole ton of medics in a group and killing them all over and over again. It's a great way to get the Sawbones achievement as well, as chances are you'll land 5 hits without missing with no problem. Just grind at it until you get it.

Tip: Friendly kills count! So if the server you are on doesn't care too much, have a friendly killfest to grind for the achievement.

Sawbones

Hit enemies with your bone saw five times in a row without dying or missing

This one is fairly easy to get. The easiest way to get it in normal play is to suicide rush a group of enemies by surprise. Chances are, you'll get the necessary hits in for the achievement before they kill you. You can also do careful hit-and-run tactics, smacking an enemy with a bonesaw and then doing it to another person later. As long as you don't miss or die, it counts.

To farm this achievement, get either a heavy with an attached medic or a bunch of enemies to oppose you. Hit them with the bonesaw until you get the achievement. It's extremely easy to get in farming if you pay attention to what you are doing.

Tip: As the description said, it has to be an enemy. Friendlies, even with friendly fire on, count as a miss.

First Do No Harm

Play a full round without killing any enemies and score the highest on a team of six or more players

This one is fairly easy to do if you happen to be a good medic. Attach yourself to good players who stay alive and kill lots of people. As long as you are getting the assist points, you should get the achievement if you happen to get more assist than somebody else gets points. Overall, easy to do for an accomplished medic, especially one that can switch easily between their heal targets. Also, keep in mind it has to be on a team of 6+, including yourself (so you and 5 others).

This one is also pretty easy to farm. Attach to a heavy and get the assists for his slaughter of the willing enemy team. Then have him stop, and have yourself attach to another player to get more assist points outside of the heavy (otherwise you'll be even and you won't get it). Make sure you are on top, and you'll get it as long as you don't kill anyone.

Tip: Friendly fire doesn't count as a kill, and at the moment, gives you points. You can slaughter teammates and get the achievement.