Stop whatever you're doing (unless all you're doing is breathing) and go read this 1UP Starcraft 2 preview where EGM Editor-in-Cheif James "Milky" Mielke and 1UP's PC Games editor-in-chief Jeff Green face off in seven matches over the course of several hours. That's right, these guys spent six hours playing a game that most of us haven't even spent a minute playing. Lucky doesn't even begin to describe it.

Thankfully, they went ahead and produced four pages of gold for everyone to read. Everything from Jeff's sad seven losses in a row to discussions of what they think about all the new changes, additions and subtractions from the game. It's all worth reading so sit down, strap in and get your flamethrowers ready: the zerg rush of information is about to begin.